I broke my favorite glass today

Me - I broke my favorite glass today.

Pessimist - It's bad luck.

Optimist - The glass took my bad luck and broke.

Sarcastic Person - Just the glass? You could have broken something else too.

Concerned Person - Are you alright? Did you hurt yourself? It's OK. I will clean it.

Miser - You wasted Rs. 400.

Rational Person - You were careless. You did not place the glass in its place.

Carefree Person shrugs and moves on.

Chill Person - No worries , we will get another glass, same style.

Spiritual Person - It's time was up. The glass had served his purpose. It was time to say goodbye.

Me - I broke my favorite class today.